Category Archives: Humor

A Road House Remake?! THIS CANNOT STAND!

Road House is one of the most technically flawless pieces of cinema ever put to film. If those jack weeds in Hollywood remake it, I’m personally going to take pitchfork in hand and march on Hollywood and skewer somebody! Have they no shame? Have they no sense of tradition, honor and decency?

When I mount my populist campaign for President, plank number one is going to be to make it a capital offense to remake ANY Patrick Swayze film (except Ghost and Dirty Dancing which we would all rather forget), and this law will be effective retroactively. That’s right Red Dawn and Point Break desecrators, that means you. Screw that whole no ex post facto laws in the Constitution thing. Some wrongs are just too serious to be ignored.

#NoRoadHouseRemake Let’s make it trend!

Has My Defense of The Donald Come to an End?

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gestures at a news conference near the U.S.- Mexico border outside of Laredo, Texas July 23, 2015. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump gestures at a news conference near the U.S.- Mexico border outside of Laredo, Texas July 23, 2015. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

Look, so far I’ve defended Donald Trump against his critics, but every man has a line he just won’t cross. After this, I may have to part ways with the Trumpster. I just can’t bring myself to defend this atrocity. Donald Trump is worth 10 billion dollars, but he can’t bring himself to invest in a decent looking six panel hat? This abomination has “I’m headed to play shuffle board” all over it. SMH

Surprisingly, the geriatric set is apparently snapping them up.