This severe cold weather really has me worried. I’m a afraid a bunch of Yankees are going to get sick of all the cold and snow and decide to move South. The last thing we need is a bunch of Yankee Blues coming down here and turning our Red States purple. So Northerners, just remember it’s REALLY HOT and HUMID down here in the Summer. There are a lot of gnats and mosquitoes. We talk funny. We have strange ways. I really don’t think you would like it down here at all, so I advise you sit out the cold weather and stay put. Come Summer, you won’t regret it.