Hawthorne is Right – Therefore I Propose a Maine Anthem

Hawthorne is right. It’s wrong of me to equate all these country Southern/Red State anthems with paleoism. So in order to make it up to him, I am trying to come up with an anthem for the state of Maine. I’m just getting started. Maybe y’all you guys can help me with the rest of the lyrics and getting the rhyming down.

We live in the sticks
We like to hunt and fish
We wear L. L. Bean
We look like lumberjacks
And yet we still vote Blue
We’re one of the last white states left that do
Because we don’t go to church
And we have Yankee blood coursing through our veins

It’s a start at the first verse. What do you think so far?

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