I actually think “official paleo theme song” is not really the appropriate designation for these entries, other than maybe It’s Hip to Be Square. I think a better designation might be official Red State Anthem. This one is definitely a strong contender. It’s from 2012. I’m not sure how I missed it at the time.
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Come on–this is low rent ‘South is Paleo’. I get the attraction, but please.
Here is something more universal:
Look at the actors in the vid…
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I remember thinking this song was paleo at the time, but that doesn’t make Blue Collar Boys low rent.
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What about “Drinking Class”? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV1oQiRdoPc
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